sherlock + red
The Golden Trio
“I’ll be a story in your head. That’s okay. We’re all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? ‘Cause it was, you know. It was the best. The daft old man who stole a magic box and ran away. Did I ever tell you that I stole it? Well I borrowed it. I was always going to take it back.”
"I will burn you…
I will burn…the heart out of you.”
i love how at the end he nods his head encouragingly like
‘i fucking nailed that, i am merida, now talk’
This is still Gimli imitating Legolas and no one can convince me otherwise…
David Tennant’s Series 2 Video Diaries
They have a strange life, he and Rose. It’s one he never would have imagined, but there are lots of things he’s never imagined. He’s only one man, after all, and he can’t be expected to fathom every possibility over two universes. He’s tried, but he always ends up surprised.
He keeps a list in his nightstand drawer of unexpected things. The first thing written says “One heart.
Sort of rubbish.” Underneath that are listed things like “No Spice Girls in this universe” and “Whiskers grow abnormally fast.”
Over weeks and months the list gets longer. It says things like “Rose makes the best noise when you touch her behind her ear” and “Despite protective jumpsuit, some alien acids will burn skin” and “Toilet seat should be kept down, lest Rose discover the hard way in the middle of the night.”
After a year, he’s started writing in the tiniest writing he can manage, squeezing things into the margins, the spaces between lines.
In five years, he’s transfered the entire list over onto an 1 GB electronic file. It says things like “Tuxes prove safe in this universe” and “Hybrid Timelord/human DNA seems to have no respect for birth control pills.”
And months after that, updating his list to include discoveries involving poop and the virtues of post-pregnancy breasts (two separate and in no way related discoveries) while listening to soft cooing over a white plastic monitor, he thinks he ought to invest in an external hard drive.